Day 116: February 12

Everyone is seriously pissing me off about the whole Taylor Swift thing.
If you don't know what's happening/live under a rock, Taylor Swift sang We are never ever getting back together at the Grammys. She sang the bit 'and I still love you' in a British accent, which was meant to imitate Harry Styles from One Direction (well that's that people are saying).
People are going absolutely batshit cray cray about it. There's hashtags on twitter that are like #reasonstohatetaylor or #peoplewehate or something.
Seriously, chill.
People are like 'she deserve to die', 'oh my god, my poor baby Harry. ily <3 data-blogger-escaped-br="">NO.
Leave Taylor Swift alone. If you feel offended by her music, don't listen to it. If you don't like her, don't make comments about her appearance. If you don't think she's good enough for Harry, keep it to yourself.
If it was intended for Harry, which is the most likely scenario, I don't think Harry will sit in a corner and cry himself to sleep. He is a big boy and I think he'd maybe, just maybe, be able to carry on with his life.
So whether you're a 'Harry Girl' or a SwifT, I don't care. Be nice to Taylor, don't treat Harry like he's 3 and get on with your life.
#lifelessonsfromlauren

One hundred and sixteen thoughts that go through my head in an average class:
1. Is this finished yet?
2. What are we doing
3. Ew
4. My hand hurts
5. Shut up
6. I don't like you
7. I don't like you either
8. Please leave
9. How long do we have to go
10. We had homework!??
11. Do we have to
12. Ugh, groups!
13. Why couldn't you go to another school??
14. It's so hot in here
15. Let the teacher talk
16. Control the class, please teacher
17. Teacher, we don't care
18. I don't want to copy the notes
19. When's exams
20. When's the test
21. We have to remember this!??
22. I DON'T GET IT (this phrase frequents maths)
23. I understand now
24. Please help
25. I want to ask for help, but I've already asked like three times
26. Why am I here
27. Why are you here
28. When's lunch
29. When's recess
30. I'm hungry
31. What did I have for breakfast
32. Slut!
33. Her dress is really short
34. WAY too much makeup
35. Your shoelace is undone
36. Your shirt is untucked
37. Ew, look at the teachers clothes
38. Can you not?
39. When's *another class*
40. Oh shit, I have/had homework for another class
41. I like her shoes
42. Nice dress
43. Ugh, sub
44. Yay, sub
45. Can you read faster!!?
46. Please don't pick them to read
47. Do we even have to read
48. This video is boring
49. Do we have to watch this
50. Oh yay, a movie!
51. Gross, movie and notes
52. Ew, his face
53. Turn on the fan please
54. Please put on the aircon
55. I'm bored
56. Why can't I do this
57. Slow down!!
58. Go faster, I'm dying here
59. I'm really tired
60. Can I sleep now
61. What do we do when we're finished
62. I want her hair
64. Ew, her hair
65. Get your face away from me
66. Don't sit there
67. Get a bigger shirt
68. Please don't laugh so loudly
69. He's not
70. Nah, actually not really
71. Can I be her
72. Are they going out!?!
73. They would make a good couple
74. What a hole
75. Please don't rock your chair - you might fall on me
76. Polish your school shoes
77. Is it home time already
78. Your tie is done badly
79. Your eyes are pretty
80. You need glasses
81. You're nice
82. Rude person
83. RUDE! (quite common)
84. What would happen if *insert famous people/persons* walked in
85. Ew, that smells
86. I need a shower
87. Ugh, sport today
88. Ew, I have to walk home
89. How can you have your hair down!!
90. This classroom doesn't have air conditioning!!?
91. Can we just read to ourselves
92. Really *sarcastic tone*
93. What's the temperature tomorrow
94. I'm gonna fail anyway
95. *Calculates time till the period finishes*
96. *Spells out word in head*
97. Bitch
98. Peasant
99. What's for lunch?
100. Canteen time!
101. Oh yeah, you're in my class
102. WHERE'S MY RUBBER?
103. I know I have *insert stationery item* here
104. Please stop speaking forever
105. Why did I come today
106. Oh, I must tell *insert person here* that!
107. Are we actually gonna learn something
108. *Tries to remember stuff*
109. WHAT!? They went out!!?
110. He needs a haircut
111. Is that natural
112. Ohhh, nice earrings
113. How far is the weekend
114. We're meant to know this?
115. Just shut up and do what the teacher says
116. Why are you sitting next to me? Please go away.