Thursday 31 January 2013

Day 104: January 31

If you go up to someone and ask them to tell you what they think the two most major emotions, 90%-95% of the people will say happiness and sadness. Or maybe joy. Or being excited.
Fear. No-one mentions it. I think fear is the most dangerous emotion of all. It overtakes your senses and screws up your thinking. It makes you go for the first option, not the safest option. It's like adrenaline in your body, but it's more constant than adrenaline. It's always there, just waiting to come out and fight for you.
I don't like fear very much. It takes away any rational, sane thought you have and turns it into something thats mushed up into tiny pieces.
It's such a strong emotion and possesses such power. It's power ties in with the fight or flight response. Whenever you're faced with something scary/not desirable, your brain decides to either 'fly or fight'. I like to think of if as fear overtaking your brain and making you make 1-second decisions, causing you not to think properly, which in turn causes you to freak out.

One hundred and four dogs names from the movie 102 Dalmatians
1. Bubba
2. Sergeant
3. Chew
4. Bones
5. Princess
6. Freckles
7. Eight Ball
8. Orion
9. Full Stop
10. Snip
11. Dotcom (.com)
12. Marbles
13. Sunspot
14. Nickels
15. Fetch
16. Hotdog
17. Cinders
18. Lollipop
19. Scout
20. Domino
21. Gobstopper
22. Squeaky
23. Buttons
24. Dipstick
25. Dotty
26. Cotton Ball
27. Tic
28. Tac
29. Tow
30. Junior
31. Jake
32. Speckles
33. Ears
34. Bob
35. Alameda
36. Nipper
37. Oddball
38. Tippy
39. Jersey
40. Twister
41. Badger
42. Skipper
43. Snowball
44. Ellipses
45. Pepper
46. Pinwheel
47. Jimmies
48. Buddy
49. Stripes
50. Ralph
51. Nugget
52. Fang
53. Windy
54. Chester
55. Smoky (this was my grandparent's dogs name, and ironically, she saved them from a fire)
56. Chief
57. Soho
58. Drifter
59. Rufus
60. Peeve
61. Moose
62. Cosmo
63. Grinder
64. Gideon
65. Snicker
66. Chance
67. Squirrel
68. Tug
69. Badges
70. Blunder
71. Little Dipper
72. Zephyr
73. Chase
74. Bongo
75. Soccer
76. Sparky
77. Wags
78. Smudge
79. Bootsie
80. Bogey
81. Otto
82. Hydrant
83. Ashes
84. Typhoon
85. Snake Eyes
86. Whirlwind
87. Bluster
88. Diggity
89. Scamper
90. Toffee
91. Gumball
92. Big Dippee
93. Polka
94. Chocolate Chip
95. Patches
96. Dab
97. Inky
98. Rorschach
99. Splatter
100. Fisher
101. Spindle
102. Flip
103. Cue Ball
104. Checkers

I quite like the name Oscar for a dog...

Wednesday 30 January 2013

Day 103: January 30

Oh the glorious sounds of being up early. The birds squawking at anything that breathes, the dogs howling and barking at the birds and the human beings yelling at the dogs to shut up. Add in the sounds of cars, teachers lecturing, people gossiping, does slamming and the banging of locker doors and you've got a cacophony of noise. It's like your own personal, out-of-tune orchestra. Seriously, I think our generation should be called Gen N, on account of all the noise we make. Constant music, pen tapping, iPad/iPod/iPhone game sounds and the TV blaring constantly. I really like the noise; it's rather comforting. It's like you know there's always someone there to help. One day, just sit/stand/lie somewhere for 15 minutes and listen to all the noise. It's amazing what you'll hear.

One hundred and three types of dancing
1. Jazz
2. Tap
3. Ballet
4. Contemporary
5. Tango
6. Foxtrot
7. Salsa
8. Latin
9. Hip Hop
10. Theatre
11. Classical Ballet
12. Pointe (Ballet)
13. Break Dancing
14. Ballroom
15. Krumping/Crumping
16. Robot
17. Line Dancing
18. Acro
19. Irish Dancing
20. Rumba
21. Waltz
22. Jive
23. Cha-Cha
24. Zumba
25. Folk
26. Polka
27. Modern Dance
28. Swing
29. Maypole Dance
30. Two Step
31. English Folk Dance
32. English Country Dance
33. Dane Square
34. Shuffle
35. Barn Dance
36. Round Dance (circular chain)
37. Round Dance (couples)
38. Congo
39. International Latin
40. Quickstep
41. Macarena
42. Nutbush
43. Samba
44. Vietnamese Waltz
45. Bolero
46. East Coast Swing
47. Mambo
48. Punta
49. Jitterbug
50. Balboa
51. West Coast Swing
52. Blues
53. Ballroom Swing
54. Hand Dancing
55. Aruzzo
56. Hustle
57. LeRoc
58. Street Jazz
59. Popping
60. Rap (apparently this is a style of dance)
61. Locking
62. Electric Boogie
63. Belly Dance
64. Flamenco
65. Neo Classical Ballet
66. Romantic Ballet
67. Disco
68. Ceremonial Dance
69. Hula
70. Freestyle
71. Historical
72. Austrian Folk Dance
73. Quadrille
74. Redowa
75. Sword Dance
76. Yang Ge
77. Er Ren Zhuan
78. Country/Western Waltz
79. Paso Doble
80. American Smooth
81. American Rhythm
82. Bachata
83. Cajun Waltz
84. Cajun Jitterbug
85. Merengue
86. Lindy Hop
87. St. Louis Shag
88. Push
89. Jacking (interesting name for a dance)
90. Dances of universal peace
91. Ritual Dance
92. Ballet D'Action
93. 20th Century Concert Dance
94. Indian Traditional Dance
96. Chinese Traditional Dance
97. Horah
98. Dance Improv(isation)
99. Dance Technology
100. Expressionist Dance
101. Postmodern Dance
102. Moshing
103. Eurythmy

Tuesday 29 January 2013

Day 102: January 29

Oh em gee, it's the last day of holidays. I swear, time always goes 3x faster during the holidays than it does term time. Has there been a study on this yet? Obviously it's psychological, unless there is time travel and we're all participating. Ask anyone: during the holidays, the period before exams and sometimes the end of terms also seem to go way faster than the beginning/middle of the term, which seem to the slowest periods ever. Seriously. Okay, mark my words people: I WILL do a study like this someday. It might not be a good study, but it will be done. Mark my words.


One hundred and two dog breeds
1. Dalmatian
2. Golden Retriever
3. Corgi
4. King Charles Cavalier
5. Golden Labrador
6. Boxer
7. Bulldog
8. Staffie
9. Husky
10. Great Dane
11. Bull Mastiff
12. St Bernard
13. Miniature Poodle
14. Chocolate Labrador
15. American Spaniel (they're the black ones)
16. Jack Russel
17. Chihuahua
18. Scottie
19. Black Labrador
20. Golden Spaniel
21. Labradoodle (Labrador x Poodle)
22. Caboodle (Cavalier x Poodle)
23. Schnauzer
24. Bischon Friese
25. Portuguese Waterdog (fun fact: this is what obama has)
26. Moodle (Poodle x Maltese Shitzu)
27. Maltese Shitzu
28. Long-Haired Dachshund
29. Short-Haired Dachshund
30. Malamute
31. Chinese Chested (hairless)
32. Border Collie (fast fact: if I had a female border collie, I would call it Jess)
33. Orange Collies (which I call 'Lassie Collies)
34. French Bulldog (which I call a 'pug bunny', as it looks like a hybrid of a pig and a bunny)
35. Pug
36. Havanese
37. Beagle
38. Newfoundland
39. Bassett Hound
49. Fox Terrier
50. Bloodhound
51. Foxhound
52. Whippet
53. Grey Hound
54. German Shepard/Alsatian
55. Pitbull
56. Rottweiler
57. Doberman
58. Bull Terrier
59. Blue Heeler
60. American Pit Bull Terrier
61. Boston Terrier
62. Shar Pei
63. Chow Chow (I think these have blue tongues)
64. Staffordshire Bull Terrier
65. Westie
66. Lhasa Apao
67. American Akita
68. Samoyed
69. Afghan Hound (omg, they have long hair!!)
70. Airedale Terrier
71. Akita Inu
72. American Mastiff
73. American Water Spaniel
74. Boerboel
75. Spanador (our dog!!)
76. Bolognese
77. Border Terrier
78. Borzoi
79. Curly Coated Retriever
80. Doberman Pinscher
81. Spitz
82. Brittany
83. German Pinscher
84. German Spaniel
85. Himalayan Sheepdog
86. Irish Setter
87. Japanese Spitz
88. Labrador Husky
89. Mexican Hairless Dog
90. Miniature Fox Terrier
91. Norfolk Spaniel
92. Norfolk Terrier
94. Mongrel
95. Pekingese
96. Pomeranian
97. Standard Poodle
98. Rat Terrier (sounds lovely...)
99. Rhodesian Ridgeback
100. St. John's Water Dog
101. Toy Fox Terrier
102. Dingo

Monday 28 January 2013

Day 101: Janaury 28

A couple of day ago I was reading The Good Weekend, and I came across an article about sugar (or something. i'm not really sure what the articles main purpose was about). Anyway. There was a whole bunch of statistics about how much sugar was in certain foods. There are 54g of sugar in chocolate spreads, like nutella, and peanut butter has something like 52g (this is per 100g).
Now I hate it when parents/other people say "oh, that's got a heap of sugar, it's really unhealthy". I think, to someone my age/younger, numbers don't mean too much. Like we can hear that it's over half sugar, which is a lot and then maybe we wont eat it for a couple of days and then we're like, "yeah, whatever". I think, if you want to show someone something, you have to actively show them. Like take a packet that can fit up to 100g. Fill it up with 54g of sugar and show that to the child.
It's like when parents warn us about the affects/effects sugar/fat can have on us. Yes, we know it's bad/unhealthy/makes us fat, but it doesn't stop us from eating. I don't think people realise how bad it is until it has happened to them. They (me included), go "oh, it'll never happen to me", the same thing you say when you hear about a car crash or something.
So I think my point is, that parents, show, don't tell and other people, eg kids, just think about effects/affects something can have on you, whether on not you think it's going to happen. Because it might.

One hundred and one words with a double vowel:
1. Foot
2. Cook
3. Vacuum
4. Afrikkans
5. Loo
6. Book
7. Skii
8. Hoot
9. Food
10. Cool
11. Doofus
12. Cheek
13. Reel
14. Week
15. Baboon
16. Feeble
17. Exceed
18. Look
19. Teenager
20. Poop
21. Peep
22. See
23. Google
24. Beetle
25. Been
26. Bee
27. Leer
28. Loop
29. Rooting
30. Boo
31. Beer
32. Boom
33. Cool
34. Raccoon
35. Hoon
36. Leer
37. Deep
38. Deer
39. Deed
40. Reek
41. Seek
42. Feeder
43. Tooth
44. Teeth
45. Toothpaste
46. Seeker
47. Goop
48. Goo
49. Too
50. Kangaroo
51. Noob
52. Stoop
53. Queen
54. Mood
56. Moo
57. Moot
58. Wool
59. Feeling
60. Feel
61. Achoo
62. Agree
63. School
64. Amputee
65. Coffee
66. Degree
67. Shampoo
68. Shoot
69. Tattoo
70. Gee
71. Keep
72. Jeep
73. Loose
74. Roof
75. Good
76. Hoof
77. Hooves
78. Spoon
79. Creed
80. Noon
81. Bleed
82. Hawaii
83. Coop
85. Igloo
86. Heed
87. Greet
88. Beech
89. Free
90. Heel
91. Continuum
92. Glee
93. Eerie
94. Keel
95. Kneel
96. Pool
97. Fleet
98. Interview
99. Honouree
100. Pedigree
101. Purée


Sunday 27 January 2013

Day 100: January 27

People fetch a pen, mark your calendars.
Take out your phones and make a note on today's date.
On this day, the 27th of January 2013, I Lauren, have managed to maintain this blog, 365lists1213.blogspot.com.au, for exactly 100 days.
My ultimate goal is 366, hence the name of the blog, but we'll see how it goes.
Each day, I have written a blog entry, with the list of things corresponding to the number of days. Each list has been different, and wherever possible, has been written on the appropriate day. Where uploading wasn't possible on that day, the list was written out and then put on the blog as soon as possible.

F A M E
Young girls and young boys often want to be famous. It's always a dream to be something where people will know your name, something where people will want to take your picture. As you grow up, the want to be famous either grows or subsides, depending on your career choice.
Many people want to be singers, actors, TV personalities or maybe an author.
Others want a more subtle career - teacher, tailor, soldier, sailor.
I'm at a crossroads. Is fame and fortune really everything it's made out to be, or does it just involve overrated, underpaid jobs?
P R O S
- You get free things - clothes, shoes, make-up, food, drinks, little cutesy-bobsy toys and other trinkets that may or may not be useful. In the wise words of Billy Mack from Love Actually, "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free!"
- Awards. Who does't want the bragging rights to an annoying uncle/great-aunt/relative that didn't think you could do it? When they arrive, make sure to bring up the award in your conversation or just casually wander around the house with the award in your hands, until they ask what it is.
- Stylists, designers, helpers. Pretty much people that do what you want them to do when they do it. They hand-design your clothes, style them on you, feed you food and if you happen to eat the wrong food, there's always a yoga professional and personal trainer on board.
- High profile friends. This would be amazing. Who doesn't want to just casually slip into the conversation that Tim Burton and Helena Bonham-Carter are coming for dinner or that you're checking out kitchens with Johnny Depp. You know, just the usual.
- People recognising you. Everywhere you go, people ask for photos, a signature, something. This is a great perk for people who love sucking up to other people and also people who love attention
C O N S
-Privacy. Sorry, what privacy? When you're famous, I really think privacy is moot. There are paparazzi everywhere and you don't know who to trust anymore. Does that person just want to be your friend because you're famous or do they just genuinely like you?
-Everything is documented. If you do something good, like get an award, it's like "yeah, great, well done, next". On the other hand, if nude photos of you are leaked, shit goes down. Rumors fly, people get into trouble and you're infamous.
 - Judging. "The strangest part about being famous is that you don't get to give first impressions anymore. Everyone already has an impression of you before you meet them." - Kristen Stewart. I love this quote for two reasons. One, because it is absolutely and 100% true. Normally, when you meet someone for the first time, you act in a certain way, you're super polite and you're just generally nice. When you're famous, people already think they know you. They base what they think you're like on a character you've played or something the papers have said about you. Two, I think it's quite fitting that out of everyone, Kristen Stewart has said this. Everyone has their own opinions on her, and most of them are negative. They don't like her for some reason; maybe they think she's Bella, or they think she doesn't smile. I really like her and I don't understand why people judge and hate her so much. So what if she didn't smile in her role? Maybe it didn't require smiling? Maybe she didn't feel like it? Just leave it be.

So that's it. That just about sums up my feelings towards fame. I mean if you think you're destined to be famous, go for your life. At this point in my life, I don't think I'm heading towards stardom. Maybe I'll change my mind in the future, but I for now, I think that while being famous has it's perks, I don't think I could deal with people invading my privacy. I have so much respect for celebrities because they have to deal with us, the general public, as well as the media and the paparazzi. People are so nosey these days and I think they should get their damn nose out of other people's business.

One hundred things that are included on my life-list* and have not been completed:1. Sail a yacht/boat
2. Travel (esp. Venice)
3. Sit on all the booster seats at a movie
4. Go to Gold Class
5. Find a life song
6. Road trip
7. Wall/Room of photos
8. Hitchhike
9. Swim with the dolphins
10. Go to Glastonbury
11. Meet P!nk (ha)
12. Go scuba diving
13. Go sky-diving (or would I chicken out?)
14. Get a job
15. Have over 1000 books (novels)
16. Have and keep a blog for at least one year - photos/writing
17. Engrave on a tree
18. Make friendship bracelets
19. Have a golden retriever, dalmatian and king Charles spaniel all at once (good life goals, Lauren).
20. Go to a wedding party
21. Represent Victoria in something
22. Knit a scarf
23. Have a signature dish 
24. Raise money for something I care about
25. Sponsor a child
26. See a drive-in movie
27. Get a basketball MVP  
28. Host a dinner party with friends
29. Have a movie marathon
30. Make a GIANT pizza
31. Pull an all-nighter (current latest/earliest - 3.15am)
32. Own a pet turtle
33. Meet the queen (apparently, i'm aiming high). .
34. Ride a horse bareback
35. Learn to juggle
36. Live in a place with a roommate
37. Learn another language
38. Travel on a boat somewhere (far)
39. Own a pet gerbil
40. Ride a cow
41. Ride a donkey
42. Swim in the dead sea
43. Go up the Eiffel Tower
44. Go up the Statue of Liberty 
45. Meet Daniel Radcliffe (ha)
46. Ride in a pink limo
47. Write a song
48. But/get a Pandora necklace
49. Watch Austin Powers 50. Being on Amazing Race (and/or)
51. Survivor 
52. Sing karaoke
53. Hold a clothes swap party
54. Learn to play an instrument (properly) 
55. Volunteer at a shelter, maybe for animals
56. Start a recipe book
57. Write a list of advice for my future kids
58. Rearrange my room
59. Join a gym - and stay (1 year)
60. Wear a face mask
61. Make [at least] a four-layer cake
62. Have my hair braided
63. Hire a bike in the city and ride
64. Renovate a room
65. Learn to surf
66. Meet One Direction
67. Learn sign language
68. Have a white Christmas (Your Jew is showing Lauren)
69. Kiss in the rain
70. Go to Baltimore and sing Good morning Baltimore71. See Maroon 5 in concert
72. See P!nk in concert
73. Meet Jennifer Lawrence
74. Meet Emma Stone
75. Meet Andrew Garfield
76. Meet Rebel Wilson
77. Climb a snow-capped mountain
78. Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em Poker
79. Meet Raven Symone
80. Also, Tina Fey
81. And Johnny Depp
82. Make a music video
83. Host a surprise party
84. Have a surprise party thrown for me
85. Have my ankle/feet/whatever fixed
86. Write a fanfic(tion)
87. Develop photos in a dark room
88. Spend a life in the day of a make-up artist or a costume designer for a movie
89. Meet Bonnie Wright
90. Make a bombe Alaska
91. Make a snow man 
92. Make/Have a chip butty
93. Put a lock on a love bridge
94. Go to an open air cinema
96. Meet J.K Rowling and thank her for my childhood
97. Meet Bonnie Wright
98. Go skiing
99. Break a record
100. Visit the Hollywood sign

*A life-life is my word for a bucket list. It's just what I call it. 
     

Saturday 26 January 2013

Day 99: January 26

pa·tri·ot·ism  (ptr--tzm)
n.
Love of and devotion to one's country

Have you got your snags and shrimp* to put on the barbie?
Got your pack of 24 lamingtons ready for the mass of kids?
Ready to remind people that a koala isn't actually a bear, it's a marsupial? 
Got some 4 'n' 20 meat pies for the family?
Maybe an old tape of the footy for people to watch?
Jar of Vegemite at the ready?
Beer in the Esky? 
Some Kylie Minouge to play?
The whole season of Neighbours and Home and Away to watch?
Maybe the sound recording of when Mel Gibson broke up with his girlfriend?
A book on the world's deadliest snakes, over 50% of which are found in Australia?
A book on deadly spiders?
Practicing your 'g'day mate' to random people as they walk past your house?
Got an advertisement about skin cancer/tanning ready to play?
Maybe Australia to watch when the festivities are dying down?
Updated your Facebook status to Down Under


Did you say yes to all of these? Then you're prepared.
If you said no, get your ass up, and start preparing yourself for the day of the green and gold.

Ninety-eight things associated with Australia (in celebration of Australia Day**)1. Meat Pies (Four 'n' Twenty)
2. Lamingtons 
3. Barbeques (BARBIE) 
4. Shortening names/giving people nicknames (eg. Barry = Bazza, MacDonalds = Maccas)
5. Neighbours
6. High Grant  
7. Having giant landmarks - The Giant Pineapple - ONLY in Australia
8. Home and Away
9. Hugh Jackman
10. Geoffrey Rush
11. Jessica Mauboy
12. Toni Collette
13. Muriel's Wedding 
14. Rabbit Proof Fence 15. Didgeridoo
16.Phoebe Tonkin
17. Anti-Smoking Advertisements
18. Phar Lap
19. Horse-racing (Melbourne Cup)
20. Koala
21. Kangaroos
22. Wombats
23. Marsupials
24. Monotremes (egg-laying marsupials)
25. Red Dust
25. Uluru
26. Steve Irwin
27. QANTAS (No U)
28. The Great Barrier reef
29. Pavlova (and the fact that Australia made it and not the Kiwis. I don't even care)
30. Olivia Newton-John
31. Waltzing Matilda
32. The BeeGees
33. Boomerangs
34. Bondi Beach (SYDERS!)
35. Bushfires
36. Temperamental Weather  
37. The 'Aussie' Accent
38. *INXS
39. Crocodile Dundee 
40. Sydney Opera House
41. The Habour Bridge
42. Dame Edna Everage
43. Paul Hogan
44. Bennelong
45. Heat
46. Aborigines
47. Wiggles
48. Men At Work
49. Emus
50. Slim Dusty
51. Midnight Oil
52. Rick Springfield
53. SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
54. Vegemite
55. Billabong
56. Nicole Kidman
57. Keith Urban
58. Ned Kelly
59. Foster's Beer
60. Crocs
61. Elle MacPherson
62. Rolfe Harris
63. Dingo
64. Cassowary
65. Aboriginal Dot Painting
66. Heath Ledger
67. Baz Luhrman
68. Silverchair
69. Akubra Hats
70. 'The Bush"
71. Cockatoos
72. What gay marriage rights?
73. Cricket
74. AFL
75. Rugby
76. The Herald Sun
77. Tasmanian Devils
78. Desert
79. Musk Sticks (vom.)
80. Fairy Bread (Such a weird concept)
81. Cherry Ripe
82. Weet-Bix
83. Julia Gillard
84. Canberra being boring
85. Tony Abbott
86. Budgie Smugglers
87. The 'Australian Hot-Dog' (sausage in bread)
88. ANZAC Biscuits
89. Damper
90. Maggie Beer
91. Guy Grossi
92. Being obsessed with food
92. Neil Perry
93. Giant Blow-Up Thongs (shoes - Havianas)
94. Eric Bana
95. The Man From Snowy River 96. Cate Blanchett
97. The Adventures of Priscilla
98. Advance Australia Fair
99. Jet


TOMORROW WILL BE100 DAYS. OMG. WHOOP.      

*I don't even understand where the saying 'shrimp on the barbie' originates from since I'm quite sure shrimps aren't 'native' to Australia

**Australia Day, Citizen's Day, The Day That Allows Me To Barbeque And Drink Many Beers Without Questions Being Asked. Whatever you want to call it, I don't care.

Friday 25 January 2013

Day 98: January 25

I'm sick of it. Sick of the constant pain, the medicine and the doctors visits.
I'm sick of it stopping me from doing sport. I can't shop for longer than 20 minutes without pain.
I hate it when the doctors say "it'll all be fine". Bitch no.
When people feel sorry for me. Don't give me that pitying look. I manage.
I'm sick of the constant "are you okays?" How am I meant to answer that anyway? "oh, I'm totally fine, except for the painful searing". Yep, I thought so.
I'm sick of the doctors saying stuff that isn't. Aren't they meant to be the 'experts?'
I hate using up my parents money - money that is so much more useful someone where. They say "it can't be helped". But it can. If it can just be fixed.
Is it penance for something. How long? Isn't three years long enough?
"Do you want to go walking?" But I can't, not for long anyway.
No slip-slops for you. Not supportive enough. Runners for the rest of your life.
"Also, don't complain, some people have it much worse than you".
Okay fine. When you compare someone who has cancer, or AIDS, to me, then yes of course, they've got the worse one.
But just don't compare us. Don't say "look at that person, she can't walk".
I can see that she can't walk.
But if you go around comparing one sickness/disease/injury to another, something is always worse than what you have.
And as much as I hate to say this, it brings me down. It upsets me. I hate that I can't participate, can't do anything without pain.
My friends are the greatest. They help (sometimes), and one wanted to talk, but I said "I'd just cry". I did.
It's hard on them too.
And my family. I'm grumpy about it, which I just reflect at them.
They're in the firing line.
I hurt them with words, blame them.
It's not their fault. But it's not mine either.
It just happened.
So much money is spent on me, and as much as it can be justified, I have to justify it to myself. My parents don't say anything, but I know that I cost a lot.
I feel as if I'm the most expensive daughter - injury, glasses, lenses, face stuff etc.
I have good days and bad days, just like everyone. Mine are gauged in a slightly different manner.
Everyone has different opinions on it.
Do this
Do that
Go to this doctor
Actually, this one is better
Crutches
No crutches
All I want to do is yell at them. Aren't they meant to know? They are educated in this area and do you know how scary it is when they don't really know whats going on?
You probably don't.
But let me just say, it's a hell of a scary situation to be in.
You trust them and then they're like "no, sorry, we don't understand". Well, bitch, of you don't understand, then how am I, not-a-doctor-Lauren, meant to know what's happening?
Mmh, exactly.
So when someone asks "how I'm feeling" or "how my ankle is", I will link them to this page.

Ninety-eight F.R.I.E.N.D.S characters:
1. Rachel Green
2. Phoebe Buffay
3. Chandler Bing
4. Ross Geller
5. Monia Geller
6. Joey Triibiani
7. Ursula Buffay
8. Jack Geller
9. Judy Geller
10. Janice (oh. my. god)
11. Barry Farber
12. Carol Willick
13. Susan Bunch
14. Gunther
15. Marcel (monkey)
16. Mr Heckles
17. Paolo
18. Terry
19. David
20. "Fun" Bobby
21. Nora Tyler Bing
22. Mindy Hunter (Farber)
23. Ben Geller
24. Julie
25. Steve
26. Ugly Naked Guy
27. Mr Treeger
28. Estelle
29. Dr. Richard Burke
30. Sandra Green
31. Frances
32. Frank Buffay Jr.
33. Leonard Green
34. Mark Robinson
35. Sophie
36. Joanna
37. Doug
39 Bonnie
40. Phoebe Abbott
41. Chick (Animal)
42. Duck (Animal)
43. Stu
44. Emily
45. Stephen Waltham
46.Andrea Waltham
47. Mr. Zelner
48. Kenny the Copy Guy
49. Kim
50. Janine LaCroix (Elle MacPherson)
51.The Judge
52. Jill Green
53. Amy Green
54. Elizabeth Stevens
55. Paul Stevens
56. Tag Jones
57. Helena Handbasket/Charles Bing
58. Emma (Geller-Green)
59. Mike Hannigan
60. Precious
61. Theodore Hannigan
62. Bitsy Hannigan
63. Charlie Wheeler
64. Kristen Lang
65. Erica (adult)
66. Erica (baby)
67. Jack
68. Missy Goldberg
69. Benjamin Hobart
70. Amanda Buffamonteezi
71. Roy
72. Mackenzie
73. Joseph Tribbiani Sr
74. Gloria Tribbiani
75. Jill Goodacre Connick
76. Jeffery Rosen
77. Dr. Michael Mitchell
78. Alan
79. Lydia
80. Erika Ford
81. Ryan
82. Duncan
83. Chloe
84. Pete Becker
85. Kate Miller
86. Lauren (!!)
87. Tommy (The Screamer)
88. Kathy
89. Cheryl
90. Chip Matthews
91. Dr. Tim Burke
92. Dr. Donald Ledbetter
93. Frank Buffay, Sr.
94. Gary
95. Cassie Geller
96. Melissa Warburton
97. Dina Tribbiani
98. Parker

Thursday 24 January 2013

Day 97: January 24

I have finally decided what I want to do with my life.
Like, job wise.
Sort of.
Kinda.
Not really.
Okay, not at all.
But I know what kind of job I want.
I want to do something worthwhile. Something that helps. And yes, I realise that my dream sounds like a 12-year olds, "omg, I want to help the world", but so be it. I will prove you all wrong. It will be fun.
Today, as part of my 15th birthday present, I went to a Keeper for a day at Healesville Sanctuary. This is what opened my eyes, this is what set my sights. The main idea of the program was the learn about the endangered species of Victoria and conservation.
They focused mainly on the Helmeted Honeyeater and the Mountain Pygmy Possum.

The helmeted honeyeater is a black and yellow bird only found in Victoria (AUS). There were 50 birds left in the wild, but since then, breeding programs have seen more birds released. They are the Victorian faunal emblem and live in areas that are about 5km by 2km. $13,000 are spent on each honeyeater, per year, and they only have a 40% survival rate, due them not being conditioned to hiding and then being preyed on by large birds of prey.

Prior to 1966, the mountain pygmy possum was thought to be extinct. In 2006, the last remaining possums were taken from Mt. Bulla and put into a program at Healesville Sanctuary. Mountain pygmy possums live up in alpine regions and their homes have been taken away because of the ski resorts plonked on top of them. For 7 months of the year, pygmy possums hibernate under 1m of snow. As of now, there are 89 of these possums at the.

I could go on and on about the animals were learnt about and what-not, but I wont. (But we did learn about the tassie devils, who are also dwindling in numbers, due to a facial tumour they're getting. It's contagious).

The lady who took us, Megan, kept telling us about the conservation side of everything and the mindset needed. That's when I decided I need to actually do something. I need to do something that helps someone, whether it's an animal, a vegetable, a mineral or a person. I want to make a difference in the world, help someone realise their dreams, help them achieve it.

Over with the preach/dreams speech.

Ninety-seven Christmas songs:
1. White Christmas
2. Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer
3. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
4. Jingle Bell Rock (Everybody in the English speaking world knows that song)
5. The Christmas Song
6. Snoopy's Song
7. Here comes Santa Claus
8. Little Drummer Boy
9. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
10. Santa Claus is coming to town
11. All I want for Christmas is you
12. May you always
13. Do they know it's Christmas?
14. Little St. Nick
15. Jingle Bells
16. Frosty the Snowman
17. Grandma got run over by a reindeer
18. Merry Christmas Darling
19. Santa Baby
20. Run Rudolph Run
21. Blue Christmas
22. Nuttin' For Christmas
23. Amen
24. Monsters' Holiday
25. Feliz Navidad
26. Santa Baby
27. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
28. Wonderful Christmastime
29. Home for Christmas
30. Molly Jolly Christmas
31. Gee Whiz, it's Christmas
32. Marshmallow World
33. Winter Wonderland
34. Silver Bells
35. Merry, Merry Christmas Bells
36. Kissin' by the Mistletoe
37. We wish you the merriest
38. Twelve days of Christmas
39. Sleigh Ride
40. Mistletoe and Holly
41. Chrissy, The Christmas Mouse
42. This time of year
43. Parade of the wooden soldiers
44. Bells of St. Mary
45. You're my Christmas Present
46. I believe in Father Christmas
47. Away in a Manger
48. Boar's head Carol
49. Calypso Carol
50. Carol of the Bells
51. The Cherry Tree Carol
52. Christians, Awake
53. Children, go where I send thee
54. The Christmas Waltz
55. Come buy my nice fresh ivy
56. Come thou long expected Jesus
57. Deck the Halls
58. Ding Dong Merrily on High
59. Coventry Carol
60. Down in yon forest
61. Do you hear what I hear?
62. Far, far away on Judea's Plain
63. The First Noel (The First Nowell)
64. The Friendly Beasts
65. Gabriel's Message
66. Glory to God
67. Go tell it on the mountain
68. God rest ye, merry gentlemen
69. Good King Wenceslas
70. Hark! The Herald Angels sing
71. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
72. Here we come a-wassailing
73. Huron Carol
74. I heard the bells on Christmas day
75. I pray on Christmas
76. In Dulci Jubilo
77. In the bleak midwinter
78. Infant Holly, Infant Lowly
79. It came upon the midnight clear
80. I wonder as I wander
81. Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
82. Joy to world
83. Let it snow
84. Judea
85. Little Donkey
86. Love came down at Christmas
87. Mary's boy child
88. Mary, did you know?
89. Night of silence
90. O Holy Night
91. Sans Day Carol
92. See, Amid the winter's snow
93. Silver Bells
94. This
95. Endris Night
96. Torches
97. While Shepards watched their flocks

TOMORROW, WE'RE GOING TO PICK MY OLDER SISTER UP FROM THE AIRPORT (SHE'S BEEN GONE FOR SIX WEEKS AND I'M REALLY EXCITED).

 

Wednesday 23 January 2013

Day 96: January 23

Classes for 2013.
This has been a hug discussion point everytime I see one of my friends. Who will we be with? Our teachers? Will we be split up? Ecetera, ecetera.
Finally, our curiosity has ceased. We have found out our teachers and some of the people in our various classes, thanks to the power of technology.
Thanks internet.
What I don't understand is when teachers split friends up. Okay, I know they want us to make friends, but do they really think that by the time we've been at the school for three years, we'll make new friends? Maybe we'll talk to new people and be friendly with them, but I really don't think we'll make new friends that we see out of school. In grade 7 and even 8, it's perfectly fine to mix us up, but I think by the tim we reach year 10, they should just put us with our friends. It's not like we'll be with them every minute of everyday and we will interact with the others in our class.
I'm also pretty sure there's four types of classes:
1. Good teachers, bad people. This consists of mostly good teachers and maybe one or two friends (or none at all). The rest of the people are annoying bitches that you don't like and you shouldn't be forced to be around them.
2. Bad teacher, good people. This has quite good people, but shit teachers. ie. you'll have heaps of laughs, but not too much learning. Most people like this one.
3. Good teacher, good people. This is quite rare. Good teachers and good people. Quite an unusual combination, but it usually ends up that the shit people/badly behaved kids get the shit teachers.
4. Bad teachers, bad people. This is the worst, but quite rare. You get a shit group of people, as well as rude and irritating teachers. ie. being a loner with people yelling at you the whole year. Joyous.
Currently, I'm a mixture of 1 and 3. The teachers that I know, I'm happy with. I'm just hoping the other teachers are good too. Knowing my luck, they'll be absolute shit. Good optimism, Lauren. I have two of my best friends with me, and besides that, I don't know too many others.

GUYS I CAN DO THE CUP SONG (YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME)! YAY! 

Ninety-six types of pasta:
1. Spaghetti
2. Vermicelli
3. Bigoli
4. Barbina
5. Pici
6. Soba
7. Udon
8. Fettucine
9. Lasagne
10. Linguine
11. Taglitelle
12. Penne
13. Rigatoni
14. Spirali
15. Tuffoli
16. Paccheri
17. Capunti
18. Cavatelli
19. Fiori
20. Gigli
21. Farfalloni (which I call bows)
22. Mandela
23. Pipe
24. Ricciolini
25. Rotelle
26. Rotini
27. Sorprese
28. Torchio
29. Trofie
30. Anelli
31. Anellini
32. Couscous
33. Corallini
34. Egg Barley
35. Filini
36. Fideos
37. Grattoni
38. Grattini
39. Israeli Couscous
40. Pastina
41. Risi
42. Puntine
43. Pearl Pasta
44. Stelle
45. Stelline
46. Stortini
47. Cannelloni
48. Fagottini
49. Mezzelune
50. Ravioli
51. Peirogi
52. Pelmeni
53. Tortelloni
54. Tortellini
56. Gnocci
57. Passatelli
58. Spatzle
59. Pellizzoni
60. Fedelini
61. Vermicelloni
61. Capelli d'angelo
62. Barbina
63. Bucatini
64. Perciatelli
65. Fusilli Lunghi
66. Matriciani
67. Fusilli Bucati
68. Cu Mian
69. Ziti
70. Zitoni
71. Ciriole
72. Bavette
73. Bavettine
74. Fettuce
75. Spaghetti alla chitarra
76. Lagane
77. Lasagnette
78. Lasagnotte
79. Mafalde
80. Pappardelle
81. Pizzoccheri
82. Sagnarelli
83. Stringozzi
84. Scialatelli
85. Shahe Fen
86. Biang Biang
87. Tripoline
88. Cavatappi
89. Cellentani
90. Chifferi
91. Ditalini
92. Elicoidali
93. Fideua
94. Gardanelli
95. Gornito
96. Mezze Penne
     

Tuesday 22 January 2013

Day 95: January 22

Is our life planned or do things just happen?
If we're baking a cake, it is already planned that we're going to burn ourselves or is it just something that's going to happen?
If things are planned, how far in advance are they planned?
Am I going to get married, or stay single?
Will I go through a divorce?
What will I get on my ENTER/ATAR score?
Is my subconscious the planner?
Is there a God who maybe plans it?*
If you make a plan, does someone, somewhere, know if you'll go through with it, or will it just happen, or not happen?
If I got to choose, I would like things not to be planned. Don't get me wrong, I love planning with a passion, but I just think for something as big as 'life', plans should be spontaneous. If your burn yourself, so be it. It hurts like a bitch, but you'll get over it.
But, if it is planned, does God/whoever/subconscious make sure everyone has a balance of good and bad things in their life? Like, you allocate ten good things to this person and maybe five bad things. For every two good things that happen, something bad with happen.
Also, who decides on the degree that the bad and/or good things happen? Because something as little as getting a detention can happen, but you could also end up breaking your leg. Maybe you'll go overseas, but you could also get an award.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If I have spelling mistakes/grammar issues, and I know there is many, please don't tell me about it. If there's a massive, glaring mistake, don't tell me about that either. Same goes with a small mistakes. I don't wanna hear. I'm sure your writing isn't perfect and I try as much as I can to make as few mistakes as possible. (As much as you may think that I go around spelling things incorrectly on purpose, I actually don't). 
I do apologise for my paragraphing, or lack thereof. I am really bad with deciding when to break the paragraph, so it's either done really randomly, or not at all. 

Ninety-five body parts/bones/organs/thigns associated with the body etc:
1. Feet
2. Toes
3. Skin
4. Calf
5. Quad
6. Shin
7. Phalanges/Fingers
8. Knuckles
9. Nails (toes&fingers)
10. Cheek
11. Tonsils (what tonsils? i had mine out when i was 9)
12. Spleen
13. Kidneys
14. Iliac (pelvis bone)
15. Cuneiform Bone (in your foot)
15. Navicular Bone (also in your foot)
16. Heat
17. Artiries
18. Frontal Lobe
19. Forehead
20. Eyes
21. Cornea
22. Rod
23. Cone
24. Rib Cage
25. Lungs
26. Shoulder Blade/Scapula
27. Achilles Tendon
28. Shoulder
29. Spine
30. Philtrum (the bit between your nose and mouth)
31. Moons (on your finger nails)
32. Wrist
33. Ulna (second part of the arm bone, before the elbow)
34. Elbow
35. Neck
36. Radius
37. Trachea/Windpipe/Oesophagus
38. Funny Bone
39. Stomach
40. Diaphragm
41. Gluteus Maximus/Butt Muscle
42. Mouth
43. Ear
44. Stirrup
45. Anvil
46. Hammer
47. Ankle
48. Boobs
49. Penis
50. Vajayjay
51. Clitoris
52. Knee
53. Distal Radius
54. Humerus
55. Bronchus
56. Hair
57. Veins
58. Hips
59. Nipples (*Cringe* I really don't like this word.)
60. Nose
61. Lips
62. Incisor
63. Canine
64. Molar
65. Pancreas
66. Liver
67. Arch (As in foot arch. As in something I hardly have, because I am severely flat-footed).
68. Eyelashes
69. Eyebrows
70. Vulva
71. Lymph Nodes
72. Hypothalamus (front part of the brain)
73. Pineal Gland
74. Small Intestine
75. Large Intestine
76. Bladder
77. Urethra
78. Fallopian Tubes
79. Pharynx
80. Larynx
81. Ovaries
82. Blood Vessels
83. Lymphocytes
84. Red Blood Cells
85. Platelets
86. White Blood Cells
87. Memory Cells
88. Phagocytes
89. Adenoids
90. Thyroid
91. Gallbladder
92. Bellybutton
93. Muscles (in general)
94. Occipital Lobe (back of brain)
95. Cranium/Brain

Quite proud, as I knew all of these, no internet required (except for spelling)! I have learnt quite a lot of these off Bones, as well as just knowing some of them for no apparent reason.
Fast Fact: My grandpa was a doctor (GP).

Now I'm going to mess around with the editing settings to figure out how to put a background on.    

Monday 21 January 2013

Day 94: January 21

P S Y C H (O L O G Y) + A LITTLE BIT ON PSYCHIATRY
So when you type 'Psychiatry and Psychology' into google, lots of hard-to-read shit comes up. Too many big words, for which I need a dictionary to explain, but then the dictionary uses big words etc. I know there's a difference and one you have a medical degree/can give out medication, but I always forget which is which. But, I remembered, so here is a definition for both of them, in relatively easy terms.
PSYCHIATRY: This is dedicated to the study, diagnosis, treatment and prevention of mental disorders. A psychiatrist has a proper medical degree, which involves six years of general medicine and then further study to look at mental disorders and emotions.
PSYCHOLOGY: This branch of science studies human behaviour, emotions and (sometimes) mental disorders. A psychologist does not have a medical degree, although will have a verification document of some sort (maybe a diploma).
This one-sided chat is going to be about psychology, but I had to define that so a) I wouldn't get mixed up, and b) people reading this (HO HO), know (maybe) what I'm rambling on about.
Shrink           Head-Shrinker              Guru             Therapist           Couch Doctor      Inquisitor
These are all names for a psychologist. Now I've been to my fair share of shrinks over the years. (I used to have terrible temper tantrums, so my mom took me to a psychologist). My first one was when I was seven, just before I left to come here. I remember she was nice and I used to play with her sandbox thingy and she had a pink pad of paper she wrote her notes on. I remember leaving her. She gave me a scroll of her pink paper, with something on it, maybe a picture, I don't remember. In the past 8 years, I think I've been to maybe 2-3 shrinks. All female, funnily enough.

My opinion might've been different when I was younger, but now I know one thing. Psychology is just another way to mess people around. That's how I look at it. I mean, it's a person to talk to and get opinions from, but how much can they really help? I just feel like they're brainwashing you. Like they're inventing a different you in their mind, a you that doesn't have the disorder/disability/whatever it is. They want you to become that person and to become that person, you have to take away or change certain aspects of your life. It's like they're saying "Stop all that business. Don't think. Don't do that. Do this instead. Substitute this for this."

They're human beings, just like us. They have feelings and problems, just like us. They're just the same, except for their title. But, I do wish, in some aspects, that I was like one [a psychologist]. I wish I could read people the way I read a book. Of course, I wouldn't want to get into their heads and tell them what to do, but I'd just like to read a person and make an analyst in my own mind. I think each person is a psychologist to themselves. They have power over their thought, emotions and behaviours. They can tell themselves what to do and what not to do. They can psych themselves up for something as easily as they psych themselves out of something.

But you know what? If someone can so easily exert power over themselves and psych themselves out of something, imagine what other people have the power of doing, even groups of people. It's like at a football match and you're on one side and you're telling yourself to run to the other goal. But there are twenty other people on the team, telling you that you're not good enough, you can't do it, you'll never make it. This is what a psychologist is like, except some might say they're building you up, not down. But again, what I think they're doing is just telling you to change, in essence, they want you to be a different person, they're breaking down a person that once was to make a new person that is.

That is my opinion on psychology. It's definitely not set in stone and I think some of my belief (a very small amount) stems from Brennan and Booth's hate of it (Bones). I could change my mind at any moment on this matter and go from hating it to loving it. Quite unlikely, but it could happen. I believe that for some people, psychology is the only way. Some people believe that psychology is the only way. I apologise if some of this doesn't make sense - I just write what comes to my head. I would love to hear people's opinions of my opinion and what they think. 

Ninety-four animals with four legs:
1. Domestic Cat
2. Domestic Dog
3. Dingo
4. Wolf
5. Fox
6. Lion
7. Rat
8. Mouse
9. Guinea Pig
10. Hamster
11. Tiger
12. Hyena
13. Coyote
14. Platypus
15. Echidna
16. Rhino
17. Hippo
18. Giraffe
19. Zebra
20. Alligator
21. Crocodile
22. Frog
23. Toad
24. Chipmunks
25. Squirrels
26. Pig
27. Goat
28. Alpaca
29. Llama
30. Meerkat
31. Mouse
32. Aardvark
33. Horse
34. Ass
35. Donkey
36. Antelope
37. Ant
38. Iguana
39. Leopard
40. Brown Bear
41. Polar Bear
42. Elephant
43. Buk
44. Baboon
45. Chimpanzee
46. Jackal
47. Sheep
48. Ram
49. Wildebeest
50. [Rein]Deer
51. Ram
52. Tapiar
53. Okapi
54. Cheetah
55. Rabbit
56. Possum
58. Opossum
59. Aye-Aye
60. Koala
61. Panter
62. Mountain Lion
63. Gerbil
64. Moose
65. Jaguar
66. Porcupine
67. Mule
68. Turtle
69. Tortoise
70. Otter
71. Spider Monkey
72. Beaver
73. Spider Monkey
74. Monitor
75. Gecko
76. Raccoon
77. Bison
78. Water Buffalo
79. Red Panda
80. Panda
81. Gorilla
82. Lemur
83. Warthog
84. Camel
85. Yak
86. Newt
87. Skunk
88. Pony
89. Kudu
90. Ocelot
91. Mink
92. Tasmanian Devil
93. Unicorn
94. Gnu

I love you all
(Just a note: currently my favourite person is Jennifer Lawrence because she is just flawless. If someone can please please please get me the SNL (Saturday Night Live) episode in which she was in so I can watch in AUSTRALIA, I would be FORVER GRATEFUL. I have found heaps, but sorry, the video you clicked on cannot be viewed in this place. Please click on another link. As in, it can only be viewed in America). 

Sunday 20 January 2013

Day 93: January 20

Many things to discuss today:
I have officially lived in Australia for 8 years. This time eight years ago, I was actually probably flying, but this is official enough. If you've just tuned in, I am originally from South Africa and came here when I was 7. I have also been here, in Australia, for longer than I lived in South Africa, which was my birth country. Weird stuff.
Yesterday, I saw Jennifer Hawkins. For the people who don't know who she is, she is an Australian-born international model. Yesterday, as my mom and I were strolling along the streets of Sydney, we came across the auditions for Australia's Next Top Model. I love the auditions and might even make an appearance to watch at the Melbourne ones. Anyway. I was walking past, and then Jen is right there!! Oh my god. Also, Alex Perry. BUT OMG, I SAW JENNIFER HAWKINS. She seems like one of those people, like Miranda Kerr, who is effortlessly flawless in appearance as well as personality. Exciting stuff.
I am not a virgin anymore. Not a Max Brenner virgin anymore. Just to make this clear, I have NOT had sex, but for the first time, I went to Max Brenner. I went for breakfast and had the belgium waffles with strawberries, chocolate, ice-cream (vanilla) and banana. I also had a white hot chocolate with waffle balls. Just one thing: how can something as superficial as chocolate make someone so happy?

OMG GUYS THANK YOU THANK YOU. THANKS TO THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS BLOG, I HAVE HAD 708 PAGEVIEWS. I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE THIS MANY PAGEVIEWS, SINCE I'VE ONLY HAD THIS BLOG FOR A SHORT TIME. I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO COMES ON HERE, WHETHER YOU'VE SEEN ONE WORD, ONE ENTRY, THREE ENTRIES, OR YOU REGULARLY VISIT. I LOVE YOU ALL <3 I WOULD SERIOUSLY SEND A THANK-YOU TO PEOPLE SEPARATELY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T SAY WHO THE PEOPLE ARE. BUT, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN, I WILL SEND YOU A PERSONALISED THANK-YOU.

Ninety-three bands/singers known with one name:
1. Sia
2. Beyonce
3. Pink (P!nk)
4. Goyte
5. Cascada
6. *INXS
7. Jet
8. Kelis
9. Queen
10. ABBA
11. Birdy
12. B.o.B
13. Fun
14. Nelly
15. LMFAO
16. Duffy
17. Coldplay
18. ACDC
19. Adele
20. Aerosmith
21. Anastacia
22. Aqua (Come on Barbie!)
23. Arrow
24. Auburn
25. Boston
26. Charice
27. Iyaz
28. Ne-Yo
29. Usher
30. Rihanna
31. Akon
32. Devo
33. Dido
34. Eminem
35. Eurythmics
36. Evermore
37. Example
38. Fergie
39. Foreigner
40. Hoobastank
41. Jamelia
42. Pitbull
43. Jebediah
44. Ludacris
45. 360
47. Justice
48. Karmin
49. Kesha (Ke$ha)
50. Lenka
51. Lifehouse
52. Lloyd
53. MGMT
54. Mika
55. Oasis
56. Orianthi
57. Powderfinger
58. Rudimental
59. Rodriguez
60. Scarface
61. Shakira
62. Skrillex (if you can call them a band...)
63. Stonefield
64. Supertramp
65. Survivor
66. Timomatic
67. Train
68. Westlife
69. Wham!
70. 30H!3
71. KISS
72. Genesis
73. Muse
74. Journey
75. Paramore
76. Radiohead
77. Nirvana
78. Blondie
79. U2
80. Nickelback
81. Evanscence
82. Europe
83. Metallica
84. R.E.M
85. Grinspoon
86. Silverchair
87. Macklemore
88. PSY
89. Hinder
90. Heart
91. Fugees
92. Seal
93. Jay-Z

That was a rather fun list to do :)

Saturday 19 January 2013

Day 92: January 19

I am now back from Sydney and I have spent the last few hours, in between dinner and Tumblr and numerous other things, writing out the last few blog entries, copied from my Ipod, phone and a travel brochure. I am absolutely exhausted and I need to get this entry done quickly, so I can clean up my room and go to sleep. 

Ninety-two verbs:
1. Jump
2. Skip 
3. Run 
4. Jog 
5. Step 
6. Smile 
7. Frown 
8. Type 
9. Giggle 
10. Laugh 
11. Cry 
12. Laugh 
13. Smirk 
14. Throw 
15. Catch 
16. Talk 
17. Shout 
18. Beg 
19. Slap 
20. Punch 
21. Kick 
22. Clap 
23. Stomp 
24. Scratch 
25. Click 
26. Crawl 
27. Hop 
28. Dance 
29. Bend 
30. Pour 
31. Mix 
32. Paint 
33. Draw 
34. Mould 
35. Sprint 
36. Push 
37. Pull 
38. Lift 
39. Carry 
40. Smoke 
41. Suck  
42. High-Five 
43. Fly 
44. Add 
45. Compare 
46. Discharge 
47. Check 
48. Gather 
49. Handle 
50. Help 
51. Identify 
52. Join 
53. Judge 
54. Maintain 
55. Map 
56. Market 
57. Label 
58. Narrate 
59. Notify 
60. Launch 
61. Justify 
62. With 
63. Observe 
64. Offset 
65. Improve 
66. Identify 
67. Head 
68. Guide 
69. Raise 
70. Save 
71. Schedule 
72. Screen 
73. Reconcile 
74. Recognise 
75. Qualify 
76. Quote 
77. Shape 
78. Share 
79. Restrict 
80. Uncover 
81. Weigh 
82. Undertake 
83. Teach 
84. Theorise 
85. Unify 
86. Trace 
87. Time 
89. Value 
90. Volunteer 
91. Witness 
92. Withdraw 

Day 91: January 18

After-Smells. So these are like after tastes, except you smell it. When someone whooshes past you, you can smell them. Which sounds totally creepy, but you can. When that person is like a couple of steps in front of you, they leave a sort of smell. It's like when you've eaten a piece of liquorice and you swallow it and then you have that taste in your mouth for a bit. That's what an after-smell is, except it's much briefer and not actually a real thing.

Ninety-one artists names from the Dobell prize for drawing 2012 exhibition and the contemporary art exhibition (+ one from Francis Bacon: 5 Decades):
1. Angus Nivison
2. Jeannette Siebols
3. Kiata Mason
4. John Forrester Clack
5. Allan Mitelman
6. Deborah Beck
7. Mathew Lynn
8. Jennifer Keller-Milne
9. Anne Judell
10. Judy Rae
11. Tom Carment
12. John Scurry
13. Wendy Loefler
14. Maryanne Coutts
15. Tony Costa
16. Craig Waddell
17. Ulrich Stalph
18. Tony Ameneiro
19. Graham Fransella
20. Ellie Bunt
21. Pam Hallandal
22. Justine Muller
23. John Fitzgibbon
24. Suzanne Archer
25. Michael Snape (Why can't I have that surname?!)
26. David Fairbairn
27. Tim Allen (Isn't this the name of a famous author?)
28. Joe Frost
29. Stuart Watters
30. Peter Griffen (family guy?)
31. Julie Rrap
32. Ron Muek
33. Lawrence Weiner
34. Sigmar Pole
35. Shen Shaomin
36. Fred Sandback
37. Sol LeWitt
38. Robert Rauschenberg
39. Rossyland Piggott
40. Christine Borland
41. Maria Elvira Escallon
42. Ross Melick
43. Anselm Kiefer
44. William Kentridge (South African Pride)
45. Barry Flanagan
46. Christo
47. Tony Oursler
48. Gerhard Richter
49. Jeff Koons
50. Andy Warhol
51. Gregor Schneider
52. Anish Kapoor
53. Gabriella Mangano
54. Rebecca Horn
55. Christian Boltanski
56. Yves Klein
57. Ugo Rondinone
58. Brian Blanchflower
59. Bill Fontana
60. Rachel Whiteread
61. Richard Hamilton
62. John Balderassi
63. Svetlana Kopystiansky
64. Joseph Kosouth
65. Richard Deacon
66. Dale Frank
67. Giulio Paolini
68. Perejaume
69. Jeanne-Claude
70. Paul Pfeiffer
71. Michael Landy
72. Richard Long (hopefully not the one at my school...)
73. Dennis Oppenheim
74. Ian Hamilton Finlay
75. Bethan Huws
76. Ana Mendieta
77. Joe Felber
78. Wendy Sharpe
79. Bernard Ollis
80. Rita Lazauskas
81. Ellie Gifford
82. Marinka Bozzec
83. Susan Andrews
84. Gareth Sansom
85. Tim Kyle
86. Katherine Hattam
87. Kevin Malloy
88. Godwin Bradbeer
89. Louisa Chircop
90. Penelope Cain
91. Francis Bacon

   

Day 90: January 17

I have been on the stairs that led me down to Bondi Beach. I have walked on the sand at Bondi Beach. I have swum at Bondi Beach.
All the hot girls and guys were in the water with their tanned skin and bikini-ready bodies and I was, just, well there. I was in my black tankini and pale, but not Irish pale skin. But, zero cares were with me. The water was amazing, and oh my god, there were actually waves (take note melbourne). The waves were brilliant and everytime one came close, you chose to swim with it - escentially going body boarding - or go against it and just get dumped. Both were fun and more often than not I just liked standing there to get hit by the waves. Fun times! There were people everywhere and everytime you moved, you had to play a game of 'avoid the humans'. Rather enjoyable, especially when you got hit in the face with someones foot. The land wasn't as bad, except for the occasional game of 'dodge the flying sand and water droplets as small children come rushing by'. Also, sand. I normally hate sand because it gets EVERYWHERE, but this sand is an exception. It still gets everywhere, but I like it. Myabe because it's white, rather than the brown of Melbourne sand. #nohate. Or maybe just because it's from Bondi. I also saw Maxi from Bondi Rescue. Whoooop! (If it wasn't him' it was one of the main people, because I recognised him. I have this weird recognition with people's faces). Some people have seriously pretty bathers and others, well, let me just say they need to get their eyes checkd. That is all, and once again, let me say I swam at Bondi.

Ninety things I can see from where I'm sitting at Bondi Beach:
1. Seagulls
2. Beach hire Umbrella
3. An octopus towel
4. Plastic water bottle
5. Home-made cigarette (I saw him making it)
6. [Cigarette] Lighter
7. Straw Hat
8. Boogie Boards
9. Fils Runners
10. Pink scrunchie
11. Red & Black umbrella
12. Red & yellow safety flags
13. Sand
14. Sea
15. Surf Boards
16. Orange-pattered bikini
17. Sunnies
18. Black backpack
19. Black thongs (shoes)
20. Beads (in someone's hair)
21. Silver necklace
22. Purple drinkbottle
23. Beige towel
24. Gladiator shoes
25. Red, black and white striped towel
26. Blue anklet
27. Trilby Hat
28. Paddle
29. Floral Bikini
30. Goggles
31. Swimming Cap
32. Orange, Red, Purple, Grey Boardies
33. Plastic Bag
34. Orange Helmet
35. Camera
36. Black Rashie (swimming top)
37. 'Tennis Cap'
38. Frilly teal bikinis
39. Animal Print sarong
40. Belt
41. Cap
42. Camera Case
43. Blue Gatorade
44. Belly-button Ring
45. Crocs (No).
46. SPF 30+ Sunscreen
47. Ying-Yang Tattoo
48. A 'cross top'
49. Reflective sunnies (I want a pair of these)
50. 'Beach Shelta' ('Beach Tent')
51. Inflatable Haviana Thong (Like a lilo)
52. Gray Shorts
53. Ipod Nano
54. Nipple Piercing
55. Blue Budgie Smugglers
56. Blue Bucket
57. Black Watch
58. Novel
59. Ring
60. People selling ice-creams/ice-poles
61. 'Life-saving truck'
62. Wetsuit bottoms
63. Straw Mat
64. Swim Skirt (people over the age of 6-7 SHOULD NOT wear this)
65. Snap Back (many of these)
66. Gold Cross Necklace
67. Aeroplane
68. Helicopter
69. Cars
70. 'Green' Bag (That is in fact, green).
71. Kindle
72. Umbrella Stand
73. Patterned Converse
74. Leopard Print Bikini
75. Frangipani Decorated Towel
76. Zoo York '93ˆ pink singlet
77. Maxi (from Bondi Rescue)
78. Mullet Dress
79. Houses
80. 'Castle' Bucket
81. Pink Polka Dot Bikini
82. Water Ring/Tube
83. Tennis Ball
84. Water Footy (Wahoo)
85. Esky
86. Blue Speedo One Piece
87. Braces (Teeth)
88. Nivea Sun Umbrella
89. Megaphone
90. Buildings

Day 89: January 16

I have a problem with denim skirts. I think they should be banished forever and ever. For one, they're not even pretty. Secondly, they come in awkward lengths - either long or super short. Both make them impractical and inconvenient to wear. Also, they're icky and not good for any sort of weather. They're just really awkward and I don't like the person that made them. 

Eighty-nine Sydney street names:
1. York 
2. Macquarie 
3. Margaret 
4. Essex (The only way is Essex!) 
5. Harrington 
6. Moore Park 
7. Glenmore 
8. Greens 
9. Iris 
10. Brown 
11. Barcom 
12. Darlinghurst 
13. Victoria 
14. Hutchinson 
15. Marshall 
16. Nicholas 
17. Bourke 
18. Flinders 
19. Gipps 
20. Kippax 
21. Holt 
22. Cooper 
23. Randle 
24. Fitzroy 
25. Ann 
26. Reservoir 
27. Belmore 
28. Campbell 
29. Commonwealth 
30. Foster 
31. Hunt 
32. Wentworth 
33. Goulburn 
34. Oxford 
35. Barlow 
36. Pitt 
37. Lee 
38. Regent 
39. Quay 
40. Macarthur 
41. Mountain 
42. Small 
43. Francis 
44. Derwent 
45. Broadway 
46. William Henry 
47. Bulwara 
48. Quarry 
49. Wattle 
50. Ultimo 
51. Mary Ann 
52. Jones 
53. Harris 
54. Hickson 
55. Owns 
56. High 
57. Dalgety 
58. Kent 
59. Spring 
60. Loftus 
61. Martin 
62. Hunter 
63. Jamison 
64. Erskine 
65. Hughes 
66. Challis 
67. Cowper 
68. Orwell (George) 
69. Kings Cross [Station - My Harry Potter fan-side coming through!) 
70. Bligh 
71. O'Connell 
72. Carrington 
73. Dalley 
74. Lime 
75. Market 
76. Clarence 
77. Sir John Young 
78. George 
79. Phillip  
80. Elizabeth 
81. Castlereagh 
82. Reiby 
83. Bridge 
84. Cumberland 
85. Lower Fort 
86. Bent 
87. Windmill 
88. Argyle 
89. St. James 

Day 88: January 15

AIRPLANES + FLYING + FOOD + MAPS + ALSO AIRPORTS + PILOTS
I love aeroplanes. Not exactly the exact aeroplane, I just love being in them. I love sitting in them and looking down - everything is spread out underneath you like a map. It's like at one stage - when you're on the ground, - you're part of the big bad world, but once you're up in the air, it's like you leave it all behind. When you're in the plane, it feels as if you're floating, looking at the world below you.
Also, clouds. Clouds are amazing, especially if you're sitting on, above, below (in an aeroplane) or in them. I love it when you're cruising along and then suddnely, you view is blocked by thick fog. I also like siting there and you're just surrounded by them. They're so beautiful. It make me feel as if I'm sitting on white-fluffiness.
I also have this thing for aeroplane food. I love it. Not for taste, although it is good, I kind of like it's compact-ness and it's all just so cute.
I love love love airports. I love them just because there is ALWAYS something going on there - whether it's 1am or 1pm. Airports can also be very happy places. Obviously, there's the [sad] departures too, but if you come back in a couple of months, those [sad] departures are happy arrivals. Also, my love of airports tie in with my favourite quote. The quote - from Love Actually is said by High Grant, or the prime minister, during the starting sequence of the film. He states that love actually is all around. You can find it in old friends, good friends, mothers & daughters, fathers & sons. The beginning of the quote goes like this, "Whenever I get gloomy about the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport". It's so true. Arrival gates, whether at Heathrow or Melbourne, or anywhere in the world, are really happy places. Whether you haven't seen the person for 1 week or 3 months, it's always exciting to see them.
Aeroplanes are really weird. They're like giant mechanical winged birds, expect that aeroplane wings don't flap.
Besides that fact that I'm not allowed*, I really wouldn't like to be a pilot. Like, in theory, it would be aweosme, but I think I might be a bit scared to have that kind of pressure on me. Actually, on second thoughts, if I learnt to deal with the pressure, I would love to be a pilot. *Although, I'm not allowed to be a pilot, because pilots have to have 20/20 vision and this is something I do not possess.
Last thing: We were out for lunch on our first day in Sydney and the place we went to was all set up for a wedding. After a few hours of us being there, people started to arrive. We all took bets on who we thought the groom was. I was right :) Her dress was amazing and their wedding car was a kombi!!

Eighty-eight train stations in Sydney:
1. Hornsby
2. Milsons Pt
3. Waitara
4. Pymble
5. Gordon
6. Nth Sydney
7. Waverton
8. Wollstnecft
9. St Leonards
10. Artamon
11. Chatswood
12. Roseville
13. Lindfield
14. Killara
15. Turramurra
16. Warrawee
17. Wahroona
18. Yennora
19. Fairfield
20. Canley Vale
21. Liverpool
22. Casula
23. Holsworthy
24. East Hills
25. Panania
26. Revesby
27. Padstow
28. Riverwood
29. Narwee
30. Beverly Hills
31. Kingsgrove
32. Bexley North
33. Bardwell Park
34. Turrella
35. Birrong
36. Punchbowl
37. Wiley Park
38. Lakemba
39. Belmore
40. Campsie
41. Canterbury
42. Hurlstone Park
43. Dulwich Hill
44. Marrickville
45. Carramar
46. Villawood
47. Leightonfield
48. Flemington
49. Homebush
50. Strathfield
51. Burwood
52. Croydon
53. Ashfield
54. Summer Hill
55. Lewisham
56. Petersham
57. Stanmore
58. Lithgow
59. Bell
60. Mount Victoria
61. Mount Cambie
62. Meadow Flat
63. Richmond
64. East Richmond
65. Mulgrave
66. Clarendon
67. Marayong
68. Emu Plains (Only in Australia)
69. Penrith
70. St Marys
71. Doonside
72. Rooty Hill
73. Mount Druitt
74. Warrington
75. Kingswood
76. Seven Hills
77. Wentworthville
78. Westmead
79. Parramatta
80. Schofields
81. Vineyard
82. Windsor
83. Quakers Hill
84. Carlingford
85. Camelia
86. Teiopea
87. Dundas
88. Rydalmere

Monday 14 January 2013

Day 87: January 14

- Tomorrow I am going to Sydney for 5 days. This means I won't be able to do my blog, as there is no internet in the place I'm staying. *crying face*. I will, however, write my lists on paper and then transfer them onto this blog when I get home. This way, the lists will be done on the appropriate days. I will try do tomorrows, although, I am leaving very early in the morning to catch the flight. See you guys in 5 days (: - 

So last night, when I was trying to fall asleep, of course, my thoughts were going 100miles an hour (or kilometres/ers, whichever you prefer. I don't care). I was thinking that if I got free reign over my oral topic, what would I pick? I thought, maybe body image? I only got a little bit done in my head and here it is:
Body Image.
Being teenagers we suffer a lot from negative body image. Whether we're guys, girls, straight, bi, lesbian, pansexual, white, black, asian, Jewish, atheist, Muslim, Christian, tall, short, fat, skinny, someone, somewhere has said something bad about our bodies. Of course, there's also positive body image. People complimenting you on something - your eyes, hair, your butt, your curves, your cheekbones, your hands. Maybe they like your flat stomach. I don't know. They like something though. So in your head, you have two sides - positive and negative. Just like a battery. One side is yelling at you because they don't like something and the other side is complimenting another thing. This is the real problem. There are so many people, with so many opposing options, it's impossible to choose which to follow. It's quite easy to say "Oh, I'm going to follow my opinions and no-one elses", but this is easier said than done. It's like going to the shops and seeing a pair of shorts that you like. You try them on, and they're good, but not perfect. You try on the next pair, which is too loose, but you like the design more than the first one. See, there's so much to choose from, but they all differ slightly. Here's something I found on the internet (creds to Tumblr) about people's opinions of body image: 
  • Doctors: Anorexia is an epidemic, people need to eat.
  • Doctors: Obesity is an epidemic, people eat too much.
  • Society: People have unhealthy body images, accept your body the way it is!
  • Society: People should be more concerend about their health, exercise & eat right!
  • Media: Celebrities are way too skinny, they are setting a bad example for young girls.
  • Media: This singer gained 20 pounds, she must be really unhappy.
  • People: Being too skinny is gross, real women have curves.
  • People: Eww, fat rolls.
  • Friends: You're so pretty, you're not fat.
  • Friends: Eww I'm so gross, I need to lose weight.
  • Family: Don't starve yourself, eat. It's not that hard.
  • Family: You ate all of this for breakfast? What is wrong with you?
That is what we have to deal with everyday and then people wonder why we have such distorted ideas of body image. Although, you know what pisses me off the most? It's that people blame society, as if society is a group of aliens that live in space and we never see them. NO! We are society. We're the people who make the bad comments. We say that people have to change. If they're curvy, they're too fat. If they're skinny, they're too bony. If they want to lose weight, they're not allowed, because it's a bad example to young kids. If celebrities in the media lose their abs or gain like 1kg, they are fat. If they lose weight, it's party time! Can't we just leave people as they are. If they're skinny, fat, short, tall, have an arse, have big boobs, have no boobs, have pale skin, have big feet, CAN WE JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE? Just keep to yourself, compliment yourself and LET EVERYONE ELSE BE. If you are going to say something to someone, don't be rude and certainly don't give them a backhanded compliment. Those are the worst. They're just disguised insults. Here's an example: 'You're pretty, don't get me wrong, but you'd look a lot better with make-up on." If you're going to comment, make sure it's nice and if they really really look bad, tell them so in a diplomatic way. 
That is all.

*RANT/ORAL OVER*

Eighty-seven team sports/games (and I define a team as two or more people working together):
1. Basketball 
2. Baseball 
3. Water Polo 
4. Netball 
5. Hockey 
6. Cricket 
7. AFL (Aussie Rules Football) 
8. Gaelic Football 
9. Soccer 
10. Volleyball 
11. Beach Volleyball 
12. British Bulldogs 
13. Relay Swimming 
14. Relay 
15. Medley Swimming 
16. Synchronised Swimming 
17. Diving (with two people) 
18. Wheelchair Basketball 
19. Tug-Of-War 
20. Ice Hockey 
21. Ice Cricket (This would be AWESOME to play) 
22. Futsal 
23. Roller Hockey 
24. Rounders 
25. Rapid Fire 
26. Rugby Union 
27. Rugby League 
28. Angleball 
29. Hurling 
30. Tennis Doubles 
31. Cannonball Run 
32. Capture the Flag 
33. Bombartment 
34. Field Lacrosse 
35. Lacrosses 
36. Curling  
37. Stationery/Stationary (not sure which one is which, but it's the STOP one) 
38. What's the time Mr Wolf?
39. Murder in the dark 
40. Mafia 
41. Wink Murder 
42. Silent Ball (working as one big team AND you can make alliances) 
43. Tag/Tiggy 
44. Bandy 
45. Beach Handball 
46. Horseland 
47. Woodsman 
48. Footbag (sounds interesting...) 
49. Eton Fives 
50. Floorball 
51. Finnish Skittles 
52. Lapta 
53. Newcomb Ball 
54. Dribbling 
55. Doonee 
56. Contesting 
57. Corkball 
58. Kronum 
59. Knotty 
60. Trugo 
61. Broomball 
62. Jugger 
63. Intercrosse 
64. Cammag 
65. Cestoball 
66. Crocker 
67. Three-Legged Races (legged  or leg-ed
68. Ringette 
69. RollerCon 
70. Russian Fist Fighting 
71. Segway Polo 
72. Fuzzball 
73. Goaltimate 
74. Hot Box 
75. Inline Hockey 
76. International Fronton 
77. Camogie 
78. Combat Football 
79. Danish Longball 
80. Deaf Basketball 
81. Tee-Ball 
82. Kin-Ball 
83. Underwater Rugby 
84. Underwater Hockey 
85. Longue Paume 
86. Lagori 
87. Piterbasket