Friday 1 March 2013

Day 133: March 1

Today is the first of March.
It is Ke$ha's birthday
It is Justin Bieber's birthday
It is Ronald Bilius Weasley's birthday (the character, Rupert's birthday is on the 24th of august) 


I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to these:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/the-23-best-goat-remixes-on-the-internet
Best thing ever and I absolutely love the fact that a goat phase is going around the internet. It's why I love it (the Internet). (I mentioned this goat thing 2 entries back). But goats. People, if they do, talk about other animals, for example cows or dogs or cats or something relatively normal. Not goats.
But give goats a chance (as in give peas a chance)

One hundred and thirty three things I think whenI'm on my Facebook
1. Uh, stupid
2. Naw, cuties
3. Like
4. Why?
5. Lol
6. Oh, yes!
7. Go away
8. I don't get it
9. Obsession, not dedication
10. So much Doctor Who
11. It's so stupid (in ref. to the Harlem Shake)
12. Oh, yum!
13. Happy birthday Ronald
14. YOLO. More like die
15. HARRY POTTER!
16. Chill
17. I don't even like you
18. One more chance, just one more
19. Can I be her?
20. Really?
21. Photoshop?
22. So me!
23. He was cute...
24. She's so pretty!
25. Not funny
26. Issues
27. Leave
28. Boys
29. Thank god!
30. Woo, go Jo
31. You go Glen Coco
32. Four for you Glen Coco
33. Stop with the spam
34. Hello hotness
35. Um....
36. Congrats to you?
37. No-one actually cares
38. Put some pants on!
39. Boobs alert
40. Nice shoes
41. Ohhh, pretty dress
42. Nice costume
43. WHAT IS THAT
44. I guess I don't
45. Agreed!
46. Nice face
47. Thats awesome!
48. I want one
49. Woah!
50. Skank
51. Boys form a line
52. Me in a picture
53. Slut
54. Friends..?
55. Lets not
56. Nice potato (we were making potato babies in science)
57. Happy families
58. Of course you are
59. Are you sure
60. Attention seeker
61. Unlike
62. Vom
63. No, gross
64. Maybe a bigger bra would do you good
65. Oh, competitions
66. Why is that on here
67. What a stupid page
68. Can I have your hair
69. Nice dp
70. Stalking time
71. Next
72. Ick
73. I don't even care
74. Comment
75. Stupid bitch
76. Are you that stupid in real life?
77. Twinsies!
78. Can you please change your dp?
79. Oh, yay, a new album
80. Are you that hot in real life too?
81. Hot to Trot
82. Male model?
83. Add as friend
84. Have we met?
85. Nice cover photo!
86. I know that girl from somewhere
87. Spam
88. I know that guy from somewhere
89. You don't have to document your life on here, you know
90. Other people can see this page too.
91. You really need to learn the art of subtly
92. Really? Him?
93. Really? Her?
94. They're together!??
95. They broke up?
96. HAHAHAHA
97. She deserved that
98. S3LF135!!
99. Is that *insert name*?
100. Why am I even looking at this
101. Woah you're really short
102. I've met you somewhere
103. You're in!
104. Flirt alert!
105. Wasn't this on Instagram
106. You're really tall
107. Oh, I wonder where she got that skier from
108. Tone down the make-up darls
109. Haha, my pages
110. Oh, yay, notifications
111. Wooop! A new message
112. Shutup
113. Get a room
114. A friend request!!
115. We don't have a mutual friend
116. How did you find me
117. Let's tag her
118. I don't like you, but I like your photos
119. Uh, you may want to cover up
120. Everybody take it off!
121. Did you get a haircut?
122. Can your dress get any shorter?
123. I want to meet her/him
124. We share a mutual love
125. Same! I hate him/her too!
126. Happy birthday to you
127. I don't like you, so no Facebook wall wishes to you
128. What a pointless waste of time
129. Yet I love it
130. Do I know anymore people to add
131. Awkward.
132. Piss off
133. Why are you here?

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