Day 136: March 4

Weddings. Oh, I love weddings!
- Captain Jack Sparrow

I've never actually been to a wedding. Wait scratch that. I've never been to a wedding party.

I've just watched The Five Year Engagement , which got me thinking about various things:
a) not sure if I want an engagement that long
b) don't be fussy (well maybe a little bit)
c) Emily Blunt is beautiful
d) Weddings.

There's a shit load of movies about weddings - Bridesmaids, Revenge of the Bridesmaids, 27 Dresses. There's a heap of TV shows about weddings - Say yes To the dress (one for every state!), don't tell the bride.

There's a lot.
Okay.

I think the concept of weddings are weird, but I like the idea of an actual wedding. I love planning stuff, so that would be ultimate fun (maybe). Poofy dresses (unfun), cake testings (fun), figuring out the guest list and seating (unfun), decorations (fun), finding someone to marry (maybe fun?)

I would love a massive fairy tale wedding with the lot but I would also hate it. Every princess' dream, but I think I'm more of a warrior or something with less lace and tulle (and a lot less frill).

One hundred and thirty six wedding themes:
1. Underwater
2. On a boat
3. Black and white
4. Nature
5. Nude (maybe not)
6. LA wedding
7. Storybook themed
8. Classic fairytale wedding
9. Black tie
10. Casual (weird maybe)
11. Pajama
12. Willy Wonka
13. Horses
14. School attire
15. Zombies
16. Vampires
17. Wizards
18. Harry Potter
19. Movie themed
20. African cuisine
21. Mexican cuisine
22. Purple
23. Colour splash
24. Neon
25. Beach
26. Outback
27. Snow capped mountain
28. Safari
29. Animals/Zoo
30. Gone with the Wind
31. Twilight
32. Red
33. Pink (vom)
34. Army
35. Naval
37. Rainbow
38. Irish
39. Gym (as in leggings and crop tops)
40. Indian wedding
41. Disco
42. 60s
43. 70s
44. 80s
46. 50s
47. Stripes
48. Dots
49. Lace
50. Vintage
51. Girls wear suits
52. Food themed (Angus, Thongs anyone?)
53. Childhood
54. Rustic
55. Red Indian
56. Royal
57. Fancy dress
58. Easter (Easter themed wedding - seems legit.)
59. Hot air balloon
60. Ice Skating
61. Scuba diving
62. Rollerblading
63. Water park
64. Disneyland/world (places such the like)
65. Orange
66. Vegetarian
67. Costume Jewellery
68. Alice in Wonderland
69. Role play
70. Japanese
71. Chinese
72. Athletic
73. Boxing arena
74. Circus
75. Yoga
76. Aquarium
77. Park
78. Hall
79. Only white food
80. BBQ
81. Hawaiian
82. Egyptian
83. Roman
84. Togas
85. Silver
86. Gold
87. Roses
88. Lillies
89. Filipino
90. Cherry blossoms
91. Country and Western
92. Sci-fi
93. Pool
94. Shabby Chic (clothes that look like you've hardly paid for them, but instead are very exxy).
95. Magician
96. Butterflies
97. Swirls
98. Victorian time era
99. Country
100. Farm
101. Twilight (as the time of the day)
102. Oriental
103. Whimsical
104. Upside down
105. Tacky (fun to decorate)
106. Bird figurines (creepy)
107. Homemade
108. Outdoor tent
109. Tropical
110. Spring
111. Summer
112. Autumn
113. Winter
114. Rain
115. Snow
116. Pirate
117. Christmas (Only non-Jews apply)
118. Angel
119. Modern art
120. 'fine' art
121. Starry starry night
122. Disney
123. Sport
124. Home video (have it all on tape)
125. Quick shot wedding
126. Musical
127. Catwalk
128. Barn
129. Picnic
130. Lake
131. Retro
132. Travel
133. Fairy
134. Rock 'n' roll
135. Yacht
136. Movie

Its really becoming the norm not to get married and just be partners.