If my previous post shows that I posted it today, then it is rude. I wrote it and posted it yesterday, but as my iPod is being a temperamental bitch, it might not have worked.
So I had this cool idea. Technically, Instagram had this cool idea, but I want to use it. It's to draw with makeup. You draw a face and then 'test' the makeup on it and use it in the appropriate places - mascara for the eyelashes, lipstick for the lips etc.
It would be seriously awesome.
Slight issue though.
I don't own makeup. I have sparky lipglosses and maybe the occasional blush or something from a magazine and loads of nail polish, but no actual makeup .
I don't own mascara or foundation or fake tan or eye shadow or lipstick. If you gave me a bag of makeup, and told me to put it on someone, I'd probably use the blush as eyeshadow and the lipliner* as eyeliner.
I don't wear it. Zero. Nada. Zip. I can count the number of times I've had makeup on one hand and yet, some people I know can't even count the amount of products they're wearing on one day on both hands.
Cake. Cake. Cake. You got that cake on your face. Tone down the makeup girl. A little is fine - mascara, eye liner, concealer, whatever.
I swear, every morning before they walk out of the door to go to school, people in my year dip their heads in a bucket of sand.
Pretty much, if you're gonna put foundation/whatever the hell that shit is, on your face, maybe smooth it out. It's not that attractive to have small lumps on your face. Just saying.
Chill on the eyeliner. Last time I checked, you are not fricking Cleopatra or in any plays that require you to wear heavy black eye makeup.
Girls, learn to put mascara on.
Clumps = bad. Smooth = good.
Life lessons from Lauren.
Just a quick note: when putting on concealer and/or blush, foundation, you may want to actually match it to your skin tone. Because concealer that's orange isn't very concealing...
One hundred and thirty eight word that rhyme with cat
1. Rat
2. Sat
3. Bat
4. Shat
5. Dat (as in, dat ass!)
6. Fat
7. Frat
8. Gnat
9. Hat
10. Mat
11. Pat
12. Stat
13. Tat
14. Splat
15. Matte
16. Vat
17. Lat
18. Scat
19. Matt
20. Chat
21. Platt
22. Plat
23. Prat
24. Nat
25. Slat
26. Brat
27. Chitchat
28. Bobcat
29. Doormat
30. Nonfat
31. Kitkat
33. Wombat
34. Muskrat
35. Kitcat
36. Begat
37. Format
38. Brickbat
39. Cricket Bat
40. Polecat
41. Acrobat
42. Democrat
43. Bureaucrat
44. Habitat
45. Diplomat
46. Thermostat
47. Pussycat
48. Laundromat
49. Copycat
50. Cravat
51. Caveat
52. Aerostat
53. Aristocrat
54. Plutocrat
55. Technocrat
56. Tomcat
57. Blat
58. Batt
59. Catt
60. Bratt
61. Straw Hat
62. Fruit Hat
63. Cocked Hat
64. Hard Hat
65. Fur Hat
66. High Hat
67. Pack Rat
68. Labatt
69. Batte
70. Bharat
71. Gat
72. Flatt
73. Shatt
74. Slaght
75. Wood Rat
76. Look at
77. At
78. Tvsat
79. Stay at
80. Stare at
81. Snap at
82. Sea mat
83. See Matt
84. Baseball Bat
85. Beaver Rat
86. Safety Hat
87. Sewer Rat
88. Vampire Bat
89. Tit for Tat
90. Frosted Bat
91. Orange Bat
92. Spotted Bat
93. Table Mat
94. Women's Hat
95. Naked Mole Rat
96. Animal Fat
97. Mole Rat
98. Opossum Rat
99. Chip away at
100. Under that
101. Chip away at
102. Underwater Rat
103. Water Rat
104. Land Rat
105. Kangaroo Rat
106. Edible Fat
107. Over Fat
108. Florida Water Rat
109. European Brown Bat
110. Dabble At
111. Rat for tat
112. Bristle at
113. Connive at
114. Fish plait
115. Yell at
116. Silk hat
117. Pitch Hat
118. Big hat
119. Dress Hat
120. Mule Fat
121. Brass Hat
122. But that
123. Black Rat
124. Small Rat
125. Cave Bat
126. Pith Hat
127. Bone fat
128. Glare
129. Arnatt
130. Biernat
131. Brown Bat
132. Fruit Bat
133. Call at
134. Felt Hat
135. Felt Hat
136. Landsat
137. Gail gnat
138. Leaf Fat
* What is the point of lipliner? Obviously it's to outline your lips but why would you need this?
I was looking through my earlier posts *cringe*
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